These pair were next to us this morning at Bubby's (JFK Jnr's favourite haunt which has now also opened in The Meatpackers). She made herself known to us by heckling the waitress to see the 'menu's'. The waitress told her that they have 4 menu's - breakfast/brunch/lunch and dinner and this woman said she wanted to see them ALL. The classic thing was that they'd already ordered and got their breakfast and all she'd ordered was a small pile of scrambled egg white. And that was all she had, there was no side of spinach (ugh) no toast, no sauce, no bacon, no sausage - literally nowt else at all. I kept my radar up, hoping that from the stack of menu's she was delivered, she might suddenly plump for a pancake, a serve of home fries, a bagel? - but no - she ate those damned eggs completely plain jane but the whole time she ate them, she was reading about all the yummy things she could have eaten were she so inclined. We did absolutely no readin' at our table, only eatin'.
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